My plans for the day are as follows.. sleep.. nap.. nap.. sleep.. wine.. dog park.. wine.. nap.. sleep.. work.. bitch and complain. :)
8:57 AM |
Category: |
0
comments
About the Oracle
- Absentminded Oracle
- Why the absentminded oracle? I have an uncanny ability to predict the future. The problem is after I say something I forget I said it. So, these gem predictions only help people clever enough to pay attention when I am talkative. These predictions range from winning lottery numbers to the death of a person. They are all over the board. The monkey paw of this is, once again, I don't recall saying ANYTHING until someone reminds me what I said. Then, a mixture of creeped-out and pride overtake me.
Other Notable Blogs
-
-
-
I'm Having Another Damn Identity Crisis14 years ago
-
Hello world!3 years ago
-
-
first post13 years ago
-
Prodigal Ex-Wife Returns14 years ago
-
-
Comments (0)