Ah.. Wordless Wednesday has rolled around. Yet again, I am semi-ruining it by using a hellluva lot of words. However, I will keep this brief. Well as brief as the Oracle can manage. Lots of things have been going on in my life keeping me from focusing on my main goals. Today, I managed to sweep away the cobwebs and get down to business. I am starting to feel like myself again. Even with the awful haircut which I have managed to rework into something cool. I can fix anything. So. Wordless Wednesday. I am feeling like Wonder Woman. Why? Because I am Wonder Woman damn it. Complete with a rope which makes men tell the truth. Bwahahahahaahaha!
I am really digging the rope and the cuffs. All ladies need accessories.
Why the absentminded oracle? I have an uncanny ability to predict the future. The problem is after I say something I forget I said it. So, these gem predictions only help people clever enough to pay attention when I am talkative. These predictions range from winning lottery numbers to the death of a person. They are all over the board. The monkey paw of this is, once again, I don't recall saying ANYTHING until someone reminds me what I said. Then, a mixture of creeped-out and pride overtake me.