Dear Santa,
I have no idea why I am constructing this list to waste your time as I haven't been even close to a good girl this year or last year or.. well.. Anyway.. If I HAD been a good girl there are a host of things I feel I deserve. Especially since I haven't received a single Christmas gift for over 6 years. Well. Not exactly true. My friends and Mom have thrown stuff my way, but an old fashioned Christmas.. Well.. That has been elusive since Dad died. Which by the way really puts a damper on the holidays, but I digress. I am pretty depressed and currently secretly feeling very sorry for myself. So perhaps if you could find your way to my house with a few goodies in your bag for me that would be greatly appreciated. However, if you decide to skip over my house and go directly to the Nut Hut and give those badasses stuff.. Well.. I will understand. They LIKE ME are away from their friends and family this holiday season so a haul of material possessions could and will ease their pain. I plan on drowning mine in whiskey and a ton of sad ass songs. Anyway.. Here is my Christmas List if you are feeling generous and want to take pity on a bitter old shrew.