Absentminded Oracle

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I have volunteered in the past for Habitat for Humanity. I loved it. So my 1 day to volunteer would be with them.

Absentminded Oracle: Why the absentminded oracle? I have an uncanny ability to predict the future. The problem is after I say something I forget I said it. So, these gem predictions only help people clever enough to pay attention when I am talkative. These predictions range from winning lottery numbers to the death of a person. They are all over the board. The monkey paw of this is, once again, I don't recall saying ANYTHING until someone reminds me what I said. Then, a mixture of creeped-out and pride overtake me.

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